Homeless Crackheads Gather To Do Storytime For Children
Homeless crackheads gather together in local park to do storytime for children.
July 12 2023
Homeless crackheads could be seen taking hits in a local park this morning as they prepared for Crackhead Storytime. Crackhead Storytime is part of a new intiative that the Liberal Government is taking to help educate children and provide them with life skills and street smarts.
"We really want to harness the skills and knowledge of the local Crackheads. Drag Queen storytime is great but they just don't have the life skills and experience that crackheads have." stated one Liberal cabinet member. One local resident and advocate for Crackhead Storytime commented, "It's really great to see the crackheads wearing masks between taking hits, it shows how much they care about the health and safety of the children!"
We asked one local crackhead about what skills they would be teaching the children during Crackhead Storytime. "We really want to focus on the skills that make crackheads successful such as dealer debt management, tent construction management, proper cleaning of crackpipes and used needles, garbage can fires 101 and how to safely toss needles into the street."
Stay tuned for more great intiatives that the Liberal Government is creating to educate Canadian children!
Cuz, yeah, hey! Why not?