MISSING: Owner of bag of cocaine found in White House. If found please call Secret Service.
July 13 2023
The Secret Service is asking for the public's assistance in finding the owner of a bag of cocaine found in the White House.
Despite being one of the most secure and heavily monitored buildings on planet earth, the Secret Service says they have no idea who the owner could be and no description or video footage of the individual.
In a press conference held on Thursday morning, the Secret Service stated "We want the public to know that we're taking this very seriously. We have our best hunters on the case and we won't stop hunting for answers until we hunt down the rightful owner.”