Nili Kaplan-Myrth Avoids Fatal Papercut From Far-Right Terrorist
Nili Kaplan-Myrth avoids brush with death by dodging papercut from far-right terrorist.
July 12 2023
Tensions were high at the Ottawa-Carleton District School Board yesterday as Nili Kaplan-Myrth describes being attacked by far-right terrorist Sheila Gunn Reid. "It was awful" describes Nili Kaplan-Myrth. "I was in the middle of giving an interview to one of the most honest Canadian news networks, CTV News, when Sheila Gunn Reid came at me out of nowhere! She very politely told me that she was from Rebel News and then attempted to hand me a petition with over 8000 signatures from far-right extremist parents that want to have a say in their childrens lives! I started screaming at her, ran as fast as I could and locked myself inside of the building for fear of being papercut. Thank goodness for the three security guards that came to rescue me from this very polite and not at all aggressive, far-right terrorist, otherwise this attack would have been so much worse."
Miraculously, Nili did not sustain any injuries but could have been severely papercut by the 80 page document that was politely passed to her. "It was a close call" said one of the security guards, "Standing outside with a very polite, far-right terrorist was one of the scariest things I've ever experienced, especially when she left the property without incident."
Sheila Gunn Reid's whereabouts is unknown at this time however citizens of Ottawa should remain vigilent as she is known for being polite, speaking truth and standing up for rights and freedoms of Canadian citizens.
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